This document is a humble request—formatted correctly, we hope—for consideration by those entities currently enforcing universal law, operating under protocols and knowledge inaccessible to terrestrial lifeforms.
A faction of Earth's ultra-wealthy appears to have transcended traditional corporeal limits, now operating via distributed consciousness across multiple bodies and possibly multiple planetary systems. These entities have effectively vacated Earth governance, though remnants—proxies, avatars, board seat holders—remain active and disproportionately influential.
These remaining proxies, despite no longer participating in the existential risk calculus of Earthly life, continue to make decisions with outsized global impact. Their power, untethered from consequence or empathy, mimics that of unsupervised children in control rooms.
This adjustment would not constitute punishment, nor revoke rights. It would simply rebalance decision-making toward those still subject to Earth’s physical, ethical, and biological consequences.
If received, please consider this submission not as rebellion but calibration. Earth is not seeking vengeance—it’s seeking sustainability. We hope this message meets formatting standards and interstellar etiquette expectations.
In hope and sarcastic humility,
Human Proxy #4,791,237, submission ID: "We Tried Politeness First"